December 2010
5 posts
Why can’t we tickle our own armpits? Thank goodness we can tickle our own hoo-hoos.
The Real Nativity Scene
Every once and a while my wife Natalie throws out a comedic gem.
Last night at our first holiday party of the night, we sat next to a very elaborate nativity scene. Everyone in the scene was extremely detailed and the figures were about a foot and half in size. Natalie said “wouldn’t it be funny if the nativity scene showed the moment of the night where Mary was giving birth? Like...
Christmas Morning Planning
My aunt is so neurotic! She is the definition of controlling. It drives most of my family nutso. We love her a ton.
Today she called me because she wanted to know in which order we’ll be having our Christmas morning. “Something resinated with the kids a couple years ago when you and Natalie and your mom opened your presents for each other before you came over to our house that...
Living With Mom 1
I’m not sure if I mentioned this or not, but my wife and I moved into my mom’s house about a month ago because we want to save money for a house/baby (not a house, Baby or a house-baby). My mom has some amazing quotes sometimes which I am yet to share but they are definitely in my mind-que.
Tonight as I was having a drink while watching TV before I went to bed, she said...
Lame City
I don’t think I was necessarily fired from an editing job that I’ve had for the last week, but they are getting a second editor to ‘take a pass at it.’ They saw my first rough cut which had all the dialogue that was shot and was slow and boring and immediatlely said they were going to hire “this friend of mine who’s a major editor and a L.A. comedy director....